Who (or what) is
Maggie Shot Burns?

Maggie Shot Burns, specializes in treating those suffering from nostalgia withdrawal. According to four out of five Generation Xers, the best treatment for this condition is a steady stream of sweet, sweet 90s jams, which we fortunately carry wholesale.

Covering your favorite artists and genres from the Peak of Western Civilization (the 1990s), Maggie Shot Burns would be just what the doctor ordered if, you know, real doctors actually treated that sort of thing.